reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit


she’s so beautiful

I don’t know how much more I can take honestly every time I feel like it can’t get any worse and then it does. I can’t even enjoy anything because I just know its immediately followed by shit, and the best part is I don’t even have anyone that cares enough to notice and give a shit. I don’t think they’ll ever notice how sad I really am until I end up killing myself and even then they’ll say she didn’t show any signs, I don’t know why she would do that. People would pretend to be upset because no one likes when little girls die but of course they’ll say its a shame but never go into detail because god knows its awful when little girls die but at the same time people don’t want to here that she did it to herself. I’m just so tired. I don’t know how much longer I can play this game.

A Denny’s Haiku


That sexy sizzle, though.
Makes me feel like I’m the cook.
Skillets. Am I right?


whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor


People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.



I’ve never related to anything more

college in a 17 second montage


i suck


I don’t want to go down with my ship. I want my ship to go down on each other.


Complaining to my parents like



"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me



With permission to repost and translate

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y’all realize these are relatively basic activities right. y’all are flipping shit because this person said “i want to have sex with you, but i also want to do other normal activities besides sex”. u do realize that is a very regular occurrence right. that u can have sexual feelings for someone and also want to spend time with them. this concept seems new to y’all.